AIDS. The only virus worse than a Porn virus.

     Is it wrong to wish AIDS upon people you dislike?

     This shouldn't even be a relevant topic, but somehow in my world it is.

     This is something I do ALL of the time. Why? Because AIDS is a disease that you will generally obtain by sleeping with someone who is just disgustingly dirty, or going to Cluck E Cheese's and jumping into a ball pit full of dope fiend's old dirty needles.

     This is not a disease that you just stumble upon by accident, it is something that you get for being dumb.
Yes, i know that there are a few cases like medical workers etc that contract it by simply trying to save lives, so don't even bring that up in a comment. Just shut up. SHUT IT.

     So with this being said, I think it is perfectly acceptable to wish this grungy virus into the depths of someones veins.

     I might be rude, I don't know, but I don't care. I decided to give some examples so you can make the judgement for yourself if I am in the right or wrong.

     1. Oprah Winfrey- because she is annoying and I don't like her voice. OPRAHS 12 AIDS OF XMAS!

     2. Stupid Subway Girl- she tried to charge me full price for the other half of someones sub just because I had my boss get a footlong and just take the egg off of my half. This evidently, makes it a completely different sandwich and I must pay more for getting less food. I know right? 6 INCHES OF AIDS!

     3. Snooki- because you can only sleep with so many fist pumping monkeys before your ovaries go rotten. CROCADILLY AIDS!

     4. People that stopped eating Chik-Fil-A because the owner doesn't like the homos- look even the gays know they make a damn good chicken sandwich. If you are surprised that a CHRISTIAN business owner isn't a fan of penile on penile marriage, you deserve it. CHIK-FIL-AIDS!

     5. People that are too old to walk or open their eyes, but decide its OK to drive- their immune systems are down anyway, so it shouldn't take long for the Hiv to take them out. COTTON PICKIN FIDDLESTICK AIDS!

     6. Anyone who uses the abbreviation YOLO- Correct, you only live once, and you failed miserably because you said stupid things like YOLO. ABBREVIAIDS!

     7. Kanye West- Don't worry Mr. West, She will let you finish, but as soon as you do... BOOM AIDS for you!

     8. Tom Brady- I don't like you because you are too damn good. PAIDTRIOTS!

     9. People who says GUNS KILL PEOPLE- read previous post. AID-K-47

     10. Magic Johnson- I like him but he has beaten it, and that's not natural. Round two for you. CHOCOLATE AIDS!

     11. The makers of the new age plastic packaging that is impossible to open unless you stab it 32 times with a knife- enough said. AIDS.

     12. People who order a huge steak sandwich with chili cheese fries on top and a large soda and think it is ok to be sensitive about your weight. FAT AIDS!

     13. England- I don't like the Queen, or tea. CRUMPET AIDS.

     14. American Express- If you were accepted everywhere that Visa and Mastercard was, it would be a different story. Sorry, PLASTIC AIDS!

     15. Chris Brown & Rhianna- if you go back to someone that beats you, you are mean't for each other....................................... AIDS!

     This was just a short list off the top of my head, but thanks for sticking around if you were super bored. Give me your opinion, I am very likely to take into consideration your wonderful counter points which will im sure make my argument look silly. Ha.

     Jake