Friday, December 21, 2012

Do I hear 20? 30? $190,000?

     I have been extremely busy this month, so I want to attempt to give everyone a stupid post to hopefully make their weekend great.

     I heard a story of a young lady, 20 years old, in another country, who is auctioning off her virginity to pay for college and donate some to destitute families in her community.

     My opinion: GENIUS.

     Some may argue their religious side of things, but even the most hardcore or faithful that I know tried to save it until marriage and ended up giving it away to that one guy that they don't talk to any longer.

     Here's the thing, I am all for personal choices. You have the right to live how you would like to live. Even if my beautiful little angel baby girl wanted to do this at 20, I would say go for it. It is your body, not mine.

     If you are an adult, it is your choice. Yes, it technically is prostitution, but that should be legal anyway. It is their bodies. If you want to sell yourself, more power to you girrrrl.

     This girl is making the best adult decision of her life. The highest bid right now is $190,000, which is insane. So by giving it away she will pay for college, not have any loans, probably buy a car, maybe a down payment on a house, and even donate some. I think this might be the greatest thing I have ever heard.

     Everyone sets aside their morals in some sense, for a certain situation. If you say you never have, then you are a liar.

     This world is run by money. If you think money doesn't buy happiness, you are full of it. Its not the only thing for true happiness, obviously, but I am much happier when I don't have to budget out my finances to buy an Xbox game just so I can get some aggression out and shoot some twelve year old kids that still haven't quite figured out the proper way to use vulgar words.

     I'm just saying, right now I would give away my Guymen (phrase taken from Billy Madison Show)  for the right price. You offer me anything above 100 stacks, take me to pound town sir. I'll sacrifice an hour of displeasure for a new Chevy Silverado. Yes sir, get after it son.

     The point to all of this is, sometimes its good to set your morals aside and look at the greater good. If I could set my self up for future success just by saying here, this is my vagina, go for it, you know it would be on.

     Everyone should have a right to do what they chose with their own body without persecution or harassment by others. Simple as that. What they do does not affect your life. Let some love in, love these people with hymens, no hymens, foreskin or not. Homo's, dykes, blacks, whites. Browns, yellows, country boy looking fellows. Dogs, cats, crack heads and fats. Everyone deserves the right to be who they want to be and do what they want to do. It is a human right, and should never be taken away, or for granted.

     Would you give away a cherry on your sundae for $190,000, I know I would.

Jake

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